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Articles

Holy Shit, Molson Coors Invents Tiny Fucking Bubbles

Wow! [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 25, 2009

No Oatmeal This Year!

Eddie Glick pulls ranks in order to get a decent Thanksgiving meal this year. Paired with Midwest craft beer, of course. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 20, 2009

This Water Is Making Me Thirsty

Faithful readers, you probably know some dumb asshole who willingly drinks ultra-light “beer.” [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 11, 2009

Beans, Beans, The Beer-Friendly, Uh, Legume

Take a beans side dish to another stratosphere with a healthy dose of yummy, malty beer. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published October 19, 2009

October Doesn’t Suck Either

There are plenty of beer-related reasons to love this blustery, gloomy month. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published October 1, 2009

Midwest Winners at the 2009 GABF

A rundown of the Midwest’s winners, placers, and showers at the 2009 Great American Beer Festival. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published September 28, 2009

Brewpub Etiquette

Why would someone go to a brewpub to not drink beer? And why would brewers not want to serve their own product? [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published September 21, 2009

Drink To Your Health

Give up beer for your diet? Maybe you should give up your diet for beer. [»]
by Jug Dunningan
Published September 8, 2009

An Ode To A Summer Beer

Nothing reminds you of a summer thankfully long gone more than a scorchingly bitter beer. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published September 4, 2009

September Doesn’t Suck

Oktoberfest brews are the perfect panacea for those end-of-summer blahs. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published August 31, 2009

Drinkin’ And Thinkin’

Beer Dorks News

Want to know how healthy the craft beer industry is? As always, look to Portland. Craft pioneer Bridgeport announces sudden closure, adding to a growing list of PDX casualties. Did Anheuser-Busch Chicago offer their shit beer to Cody Parkey before his missed field goal? Because that may explain why he "accidentally" biffed it. Chicago now has the most breweries of any city in the country. Other things Chicago has the most of: murders, mobsters, and Ditkas. Trying to spin it positive, BA releases end of year graphic. Only 5% growth in the craft sector when nearly 1000 new breweries opened? That's a collapse waiting to happen. R.I.P. Tallgrass... another casualty as the regional/national craft beer market continues to get squeezed. Wait... Constellation Brands cut all of the Ballast Point and Funky Buddha sales staff? They merged it with their Corona/Modelo staff?? We're SHOCKED!!! Pizza Beer founder crying about failure of company, blames everyone else. Reminder, the beer tasted like vomit. Try having better ideas or making better products so you're not a failure. It's Bud Light so doesn't really matter, but we expect this beer to be sitting around for awhile. Indiana brewery to open with controversial beer names to "get the conversation going". Translation: taking advantage of serious issues for free publicity. Hundreds of amazing beers in Wisconsin and the Cubs took back the one everyone drinks just because it exists and people have heard of it. How fitting...