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Articles

Badge Of Dishonor

Buying and drinking macro swill out of fear of looking like a beer snob is the height of dumbassery. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published March 29, 2010

Pennsylvania Horror

Who knew that the home to modern democracy could be so fascist when it comes to beer? [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published March 11, 2010

Another Dork To Call Our Own

The Beer Dorks welcome another contributor into the fold with a trip to the Michigan Brew Brewers Guild Winter Beer Festival. [»]
by Rings
Published March 8, 2010

Beer On Ice

How frickin’ awesome was the Canadian women’s hockey team’s beer-drinkin’, cigar-chompin’, on-ice gold medal celebration? [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published March 1, 2010

Super Suckfest

The fact that it’s a vehicle for shit beer ads isn’t the only reason why the Super Bowl is super crappy. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published February 5, 2010

Live Every Month Like It’s International Month

Where, for one month, at least, we’re kind of like Magellan except with beer. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published February 2, 2010

Sacrifices

Getting a skunked beer every now and then is a tiny price to pay in order to enjoy the wide varieties of splendor that is craft beer. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published January 20, 2010

Holy History, Batman!

Why is it big chunks of history about beer and brewing get not only ignored, but even denied? [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published January 11, 2010

This Is Not A List Of The Year’s Most Interesting Beer Stories

Definitely, positively, swear-on-grannie’s-grave not such a list. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published December 30, 2009

Give The Man A Beer!

If I worked all frickin’ night and no one offered me a beer, I’d probably crap in someone’s stocking. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published December 24, 2009

Drinkin’ And Thinkin’

Beer Dorks News

Want to know how healthy the craft beer industry is? As always, look to Portland. Craft pioneer Bridgeport announces sudden closure, adding to a growing list of PDX casualties. Did Anheuser-Busch Chicago offer their shit beer to Cody Parkey before his missed field goal? Because that may explain why he "accidentally" biffed it. Chicago now has the most breweries of any city in the country. Other things Chicago has the most of: murders, mobsters, and Ditkas. Trying to spin it positive, BA releases end of year graphic. Only 5% growth in the craft sector when nearly 1000 new breweries opened? That's a collapse waiting to happen. R.I.P. Tallgrass... another casualty as the regional/national craft beer market continues to get squeezed. Wait... Constellation Brands cut all of the Ballast Point and Funky Buddha sales staff? They merged it with their Corona/Modelo staff?? We're SHOCKED!!! Pizza Beer founder crying about failure of company, blames everyone else. Reminder, the beer tasted like vomit. Try having better ideas or making better products so you're not a failure. It's Bud Light so doesn't really matter, but we expect this beer to be sitting around for awhile. Indiana brewery to open with controversial beer names to "get the conversation going". Translation: taking advantage of serious issues for free publicity. Hundreds of amazing beers in Wisconsin and the Cubs took back the one everyone drinks just because it exists and people have heard of it. How fitting...